The Alphayetti
Beware the scarey Alphayetti
Crouching over there
He'll be hiding under beds tonight
To give you quite a scare
His smile is like a crooked S
His fingers curved like J's
I'm sure you'll get to like him though
And love his little ways
You can always tell an Alphyetti
Coming from behind
His bums a big round curvy O
Not quite like yours or mine
His eyes and ears are shaped like D's
His nose a hint of R
His knees have got a touch of V's
If view from quite afar
And when you tell an Alphayetti
To mind his P's and Q's
He'll look at you quite quizically
And worry about his shoes
His tongue is like a bright red T
His lips a lucious L
It really little wonder then
He never looks that well
Oh funny looking Alphayetti
His belly big to see
All doubled up and bouncing
Just like a giant B
His neck is bendy like a N
He moves it up and down
To catch a better sight of you
When in your dressing gown
Beware the scarey Alphayetti
Coming round your way
He'll frighten you and grab at you
With hands all shaped like A's
So when you go to sleep tonight
And after prayers are said
Have a look and catch a sight
Of the Alphayetti under the bed!