Can you guess what's coming... come on now try to look interested or the Mardibra will get offended and blast your dog with a bolt of lightening unleased from his socks...
Anything but BOTTOM!
Bottom, bottom, bottom
Bouncing down the stairs
Bottom, bottom, bottom
Lots of rips and tears
Bottom, bottom, bottom
It's really rather bruised
Bottom, bottom, bottom
I think it's overused!
Me
Depression is a tiger
That bites you on the bum
Especially when your not looking
And trying to have some fun
I feel like dancing
Pixies in a circle
Dancing on their heads
Moving ever faster
Their chests are turning red
Pixies in a nightclub
Dancing on their hands
Prancing like a frontman
From their favourite bands
Pixies in a churchyard
Dancing on the grave
Of the pixie Goddess
Of eternal rave
The Toasters of Doom
The toasters of doom are on their way
And all they seek and all they say
Will ring out across the land
As the toasters of doom, they demand
I want to be free
No more bread
I want to be free
Oh i said
I want a bagel
Or a bun
Give us something
That is fun
The toasters of doom are on their way
And it spells the end you and they
Of toast for free
Fresh with our cup of tea
Hear our words
Free the Marmalade
Hear our words
Our demands are made
Our glorious riot
Across the land
Or glorious riot
Don't force our hand
The toasters of doom are heading for you
Thier holding your breakfast to ransom to
Do as they say, i tell one and all
Or to toasters of doom, humans fall
Prohibition Gangster
I shot once in the air
To warn him off, to give a scare
And then i pumped him full of lead
On the floor, stone cold dead
And so began my life of crime
A killing spree, that's just fine
They can hunt me down for all i care
Or raze the town
If they dare
A year from now and you'll see
A legend in the land, i'll be
And with all the ducks in this town dead
Acclaimed i'll be, killer penguin, Fred.
Hairy Legs
I can see the fairy Queen
Sitting on her throne
She's all made up and pretty
But having quite a moan
Dear fairy Queen wha can be the matter
And then i see my fairy queen
My teeth they start to chatter
Its daddy in a skirt!