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Comfot Eating
I fight all my demons
With a sword made
of Chocolate
As i swallow, the reasons
For my upset fade,
with Chocolate
If i want to cry
Or I want to die
If i want to smile
Or rest a while
It's Chocolate
I fight all my demons
With a sword made
Of Chocolate
And though there may be reasons
Not, i'll always crave
my Chocolate
Hairy Bloke
My neighbours head is full of hair
He's got a beard thats quite a scare
His face is hairy top to bottom
Evolutiuon, he's quite forgotten
My neighbour's head is full or hair
I'm sure he stole it from a bear!
Priestly Pleasures
He was a vicar
From Camarthen Bay
His voice was strong
So the locals say
He gave his sermon
As from the mount
And taught the locals
How to count
A city boy
He had no vices
But now with danger
O he dices
He's fallen for
A local lass
The bishop, he
wont let it pass
He's forced to choose
Between the two
It's God for life
Or Betty Lou
And if he plumps
For Welsh girl thin
He'll end up with
A life of Sin
Yet Jesus he
Could save the soul
And give him life
Much more whole
But Jesus never
Was much use
For chasing sheep
Who've broken loose
So heavy of heart
He finally chooses
It's Betty Lou
She's got more uses
Sharkbite
I have seen the ghost of a shark
He swims alone dowm in the dark
At depths were men seldom tread
The ghost of shark they've learned to dread
He's the terror of the seas
He's living shark royalty
... Well not quite living
I have seen the ghost of shark
And take it from me, it's no walk in the park
He's big and grey with fearsome teeth
And swims amongst the coral reef
As the devil of the ocean
I saw him in slow motion
... Well not that slow
I have seen the ghost of a shark
And boy he tried to leave his mark
He came at me quick, i didn't avoid
But found of sunstance, he's devoid
The Mirage of the deep
Now safely i can sleep
... Very safely indeed
I survived the ghost of a shark
I was the victim of a hedgehog mugging
Walking home from work one night
When in the hedge i saw a light
Next thing i know i'm forced to beg
By a knife weilding hedgehog on my leg
He said he'd take my prize possessions
And he left me no time to make decisons
I gave him my phone, my keys, my purse
He stabbed my twice, i yelled for a nurse
Oh violent little hedgehog thief
I'm sure his name was crafy Keith
And so if you see him out and 'bout
Stop him with a hearty shout
'Oi you thieving headgehog crook
where's my bloody stuff you took?'
I was the victim of a hedgehog mugging.