Tis here, my good people that you shall find the ramblings of the great Mardibra in verse form.... sadly his verse is not as great as himself, so please bear with him, he's far better at ruling the universe you know...
Badgered
I have a badger at the bottom of the lane
He left me a greetings card without his name
So i went and knocked upon his door
And said 'my badger friend, whats this for?'
He looked at me once or twice
He sighed and winced and munched three mice
You Silly human, dont you see
I'm sending cards, anonymously
But what dear sir, is the occasion here,
Its neither Christmas nor Easter near
'Ahh!' he said, 'thats my surprise
and with this he gave a wink of eye
I'm giving you all fair warning now
Tomorrow i'm marrying Daisy the Cow
A cow married to a badger? My friend
It seems your biologies round the bend
How on earthe do you plan to sleep
Curled up at young Daisy's feet?
'No you foolish biped see,
I some foresight with this tree
It's home to me, but just out back
I've built a stable and milking rack'
Now i was forced to concede to him
There was in his plan, genius spread thin
He thought it out, but could not see
The offspring would moo hideously
When in the morning they looked up
To find their badger day with milk in a cup
They'd feel all violated thats for sure
And want to see their dad no more
But being polite i wished him well
I hope young Daisy likes his smell
For between you and me
That tree house smelt of Badger pee
I've kept the card upon my shelf
To remind me of my luck and health
When at night i sleep and see
Next to me, my own species!
Well, maybe..
The chickens are running the world
It's time we cried fowl
To stop these evil fiends
And force them to throw in the towel
Boiled Eggs and Soldiers
The egg men are coming
Lock up your brood
They'll steal your women
And turn them to food
The Eggmen are on the march
They're heading for the cusp
Of conqouring the world
And escaping from their cups
The Eggmen are coming
They'll boil your brains
And dunk all our soldiers
To keep their gains
The eggmen are merciless
On a human they'll feast
They may look so cute
But man, they're beasts
The Eggmen are coming
So for our spoons we reach
To crack them over head
And a vital lesson teach
The Eggmen are coming
Leave them scrambled at the door
And so we end my friends
This boring metaphor
Teenager
It's my life
I said to mum
As i stomped off
In a huff
You've only one life
Said my mum
In a tone
Oh so gruff
I've told you
Many times before mum
It's my life
I won't tidy my stuff
That's fine dear
Said my mum
But did you really need
To go out in the buff?
Eric R.I.P.
It was a yawn
Of Significance
For Eric
The Magnificent
The Croc
Was bored
So on Eric
He Gnawed
Ambition and Realism
I'm not very good at this
I'm merely the poo
Under Milligan's shoe
But one day i hope to be
Not quite such a disgrace
Hopefully promoted to shoelace
Lullaby
I'll sing you a
Lullaby
I'll wake you
From your dreams
I'll take you
from all life seems
I'll sing you a
Lullaby
And when you
reach the end
A thousand words
will onwards send
You'll sleep here
safe tonight
My words will soothe
and hold you tight
i'll sing you a
Lullaby
Dream, always, Lullaby